Apr 4, 2009

RAHMAN - a formula

In the name of Allah, the best planner,
Peace be upon Muhammad saw and his companions,
We seek Allah's protection from syaitan laknatullah.

Hi! I'm Iman. I went to Sekolah Kebangsaan Jalan Gurney 2.
My abi, Mak Ngah, Pak Uda, Pak Njang and Pak Cik Sam went to the same school too.
Even my current roomate.
Mind you, it has nothing to do with Henry Gurney in Melaka, although sometimes I might give an impression that I was indeed from the latter Gurney.
My school was near JUPEM (Jabatan Ukur dan Pemetaan Malaysia), headquarters of Felda and Perpustakaan Negara.
The back of my school faces the very famous road - Jalan Semarak.
Jalan Semarak is near to Pulapol (Pusat Latihan Polis) and Mindef (Ministry of Defense).
I used to wait for the bus to pick me up by the Jalan Semarak after school hours.

I was 9 or 10, when I started to see red trucks streaming over Jalan Semarak while waiting for the school bus.
They aren't Bob the Builders', they are FRUs!
They were all on-the-go due to the Reformasi.

I was 9 or 10, when I started to learn the subject Kajian Tempatan.
We need to memorize the Prime Ministers of Malaysia.
A friend of mine taught me an ever-valid formula, which later I found out to be almost a prophecy!

R - Rahman
A - Abdul Razak
H - Hussein Onn
M -Mahathir
A - Abdullah Badawi, beating Anwar (another closest calon to answer the letter A, that time)
N - Najib!!! (up till now, I wonder who is the other calon for this letter N - Nik Aziz or Nizar?)

I was 9 or 10, when the 'Prophecy' was realized up to the 4th letter - the letter 'M' for Mahathir. At that time, the letter 'A' was still in speculation. And now, after turning into 20, the 'Prophecy' was now fully realized!

Who is the next PM? I no longer has any speculation, let alone another prophecy. May this formula help our children to remember the PMs easily so that they can score their Kajian Tempatan paper! =P

Auntie Mah : Huisy! Seronok Auntie tau! Maklumlah, jadi First Lady gitu.. (diikuti mulut yang nganga tertawa sambil ditutupi telapak tangan, ala-ala datin gitu tau..)
Wallahualam..

3 comments:

izzati_azmin said...

kalau N itu utuk nurul izzati azmin ok gak kan.ermmm ke Nur iman zalzilah ke..cool jugak tu

lea yana said...

haha..btol3x..mnarik formula ni..=)

UMAH said...

to lea and kak azmin:

haha.. memang banyak menalik ini formula. tak tau lepas najib, nk pkai formula mana plak kan.. hmm.. lets wait and see.. but in the meantime, mesti kena sgt sungguh2 usaha utk bina khilafah! chayo!!